teh offus iz startin toonite? yaaay!

o teh neu seezon ov heeroz startd last nite?

What else could you expect from Paris Hilton?

mmmmm pai

TGISaturday!

we can haz prom nao?

"You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa" cuz I don't yo.

Question:

Gentrification is funnee

This show is so awesome, you must see it here: www.theburg.tv

Dr. House will see you now

i iz ridin durtee*

*Just so you don't think I'm a terribly horrible person (I'm just a plain horrible person), the actor is not in a wheelchair. Just Jimmy Brooks, Degrassi character extraordinaire.

NICOLE RICHIE IZ TEH NEW JARRED FRUM SUBWAI

PEET WENZ STIL WANT GUILINAR

HAI LADEEZ

"Obviously, if I wanted a deep and meaningful relationship then I wouldn't want to be going out with somebody who is only with me because I'm an actor, but if you don't a relationship like that then it's fine." - Daniel Radcliffe, age 17.

bb wienhouz nead krack

SRY PEET THARE IZ NO MOOR